(Does Santa even eat pizza?)
OK brace yourselves, it's the run-up to Christmas, so it's time for some truly dreadful Christmas jokes. I did try to find ones with a gardening slant, but alas, it was not that simple.
What, then, is Santa's favourite pizza?
I mean, Santa eats mince pies, and drinks sherry, we all know that: he probably gets a lot of those mini-pork pie things as well, the ones where the ratio of crust to air, jelly, and meat is strongly biaised against the meat part... I can sort of imagine him eating a bowl of thick, warming soup, with crusty bread, perhaps....
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