Not my favourite plant... as a gardener, I have strong dislikes (which I try to keep secret from my Clients, for the obvious reason, although most of them can tell that I'm not keen on Euphorbia, by the way I always "happen to mention" that their sap is very toxic and is released not only when cutting them:
... but also when merely brushing past them, the slightest damage to a leaf and the sap appears, so they are not really safe to have in a garden which may contain children, pets, innocent visitors, passers-by, stray molecules of air, etc......), most of which are for plants which injure me.
Actually, I think ALL of my professional dislikes are for plants which injure me.... rampant invaders such as Bindweed, Couch Grass and Ground Elder, the Terrible Trio, do at least keep me in paid occupation, but Berberis, Mahonia and Pyracantha (unless I am allowed to prune it as much as I want to...) all get the narrowed eyes and the "I wonder if that bed would look better without that [insert name of stabby scratchy spiky plant] just there?" comment.
Yucca comes pretty high up that list, along with Pampas Grass - whose scientific name, Cortaderia, apparently means "sword" in Spanish, I rest my case - and the gigantic (and evil) Agave, whose tips are so spiny that a single encounter can leave you with blood running down your forehead. (Catherine, this means you. Get rid of that Agave, or I will not be working in that corner of your garden ever again...)
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