Friday, 22 November 2024

Tree Peony: Autumn pruning

 This is one of those topics which is just soooo much easier to demonstrate than to describe... but I've have five people ask me about Tree Peonies in the past few days, so - as I still haven't managed to get a Go-Pro sorted out - you will have to bear with my descriptions, instead of a quick five-minute video. Sorry about that!


Right, Tree Peonies: these are actually small shrubs, and instead of being cut down to the ground every year, which is what we do with our “normal” bush Peonies (I wrote about this recently), they have stout woody stems, and can get quite large.

The most popular one - in the photo above - has yellow blooms: it is variously called Paeonia lutea var. ludlowii. or Paeonia delavayi var. ludlowii, or Paeonia ludlowii... obviously a chap called Ludlow was involved in the breeding of this shrub, at some point, and he is determined that we all know it!

Anyway, although most of the Tree Peonies you will encounter.....

 

 

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Friday, 15 November 2024

Gardening with Pliers

 Now, when gardening, there are certain tools which we all expect to use:


 ...and when doing more specialist tasks, we might need additional tools, like this lot which my arborist partner and I used for a day of hedge trimming and tree work:


 ... but how many gardeners, I wonder, are in the habit of carrying a pair of pliers? Is it just me?

 

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Friday, 8 November 2024

Peony: autumn tidy-up

 Yup, it's that time of year: the bush Peony flowers are long gone, the seeds - if we left them un-dead-headed (if there is such a word) have disappeared:


 

 .. and the leaves have gone brown. There is nothing attractive left...

 

 

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Friday, 1 November 2024

Salix Kilmarnock: better in a pot, or in the ground?

I had a question from Gita the other day (waves - “Hi, Gita!” ), about her Salix Kilmarnock, which - as we all know now! - is a small, grafted, weeping ornamental tree.

Hers had been living in the pot in which it was bought, for a couple of years: then Gita noticed that the leaves were yellowing out of season, and the soil seemed to be really compacted, so she decided to take it out of the pot, and plant it in the ground.

I specify “take it out of the pot” because there have been several occasions, over the years, where I have found trees planted without the pots being removed....


 ...anyway, hers was planted properly, and it did much better: the tree is healthy, the branches are growing, in fact that has become the problem.....

 

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Friday, 25 October 2024

Using shingle in a decorative garden

 A while back, I wrote about the perils of using cheap membrane: specifically, using it under shingle, not because it's less efficient at quashing weeds, but because it's horrible to work with.


 

I've had a couple of people asking me for more details about the picture which I used to illustrate that article, so here are some details of that project.

The garden in question was a small, secret garden: it was made up of four sections, one of which had been laid out on a strict geometric formation, in neat squares.....

 

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Friday, 18 October 2024

Squirrels: the saga continues

 

Ok folks, you remember the plot: back in July, I shared the story of my fortified birdhouse, intended to keep marauding squirrels out. 


 

A fortnight later, I put up a low-quality video of the squirrels tearing into it, in frustration. Or so I thought.

At the end of July, I sadly had to report that they had breached my fortifications, prompting me to announce "now it's war!" and to butch up the wires, and a few days later, all seemed to be going well.

So, three months on, how is it faring?

 

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Friday, 11 October 2024

Penstemon v Willowherb: how to spot the difference

It's that time of year when the Penstemon are still going strong, and we all love Penstemon, which are going from strength to strength these days:- more variety of colour, longer-lasting, and often truly perennial.


 

They have trumpet-shaped flowers, often with a splash of white inside them, and they flower for a long time, through summer and right into autumn.

But at this time of year, the weeds are also springing up and, more to the point, starting to set seed.

I was working with a student last week.....

 

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Friday, 4 October 2024

Pond planting - the cheap way

 

One of my Clients asked me to dig them a small wildlife pond, and they asked me what plants they should get, to go in it.

First - as Mrs Beeton would say - Dig Your Pond


 

Having dug out the shape, with various depths, shelves etc, we then lined it with old towels (and a few tea towels, we didn't think it would matter) to prevent damage to the liner, which we then spread out.

Traditionally, I believe “one” uses sand, but we didn't have any sand, and we did have a huge pile of ancient towels....

 

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Friday, 27 September 2024

Lavender: cutting back into dead wood

 You know how “all the books say” not to cut Lavender back too hard, as it won't grow back.... well, a fortnight ago, I was doing the annual clip of a low Lavender hedge, and I spotted this:

 


Uh-oh... is that a bare brown patch coming up?

Hahaha! I'm teasing you, this was not a case of it having been cut back too hard, it's a case of two of the plants having died off, completely.


 

Oh dear! Quite, quite dead.

Why?

Well, probably not any particular reason: Lavender are not long-lived plants......

 

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Friday, 20 September 2024

Three Bags Full...

 Or in this case, six bags full.


 

New Clients often have no idea how much waste I am going to generate, when I spend a morning (or afternoon!) in their garden....


 

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Friday, 13 September 2024

Dianthus, by any other name would smell as sweet...

Although, strictly speaking, that's not true... because the genus Dianthus includes Pinks, Carnations and Sweet William, and carnations are not scented, whereas Sweet William are, hence the name.

 


I'm often asked about “Pinks”, and there seems to be some confusion regarding the name, but it's quite straightforward: all plants in the genus Dianthus are commonly known as Pinks, and yes, that includes carnations.

And they are called “Pinks” not because of the colour, but because.........

 

 

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Friday, 6 September 2024

Reseeding a bare lawn

 I had a question from a Patron a couple of days ago (“Hi, Becky!”) asking about my views on reseeding bare patches in a lawn, which is probably looking something like this:

 


 

Well, I'm not really an expert on lawns, but I can certainly offer a few comments.

Firstly, I have to ask the “before I start...” questions.

Why is lawn bald?

 

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Friday, 30 August 2024

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet...

 ... or so someone said, Shakespeare, probably.

Then, while looking for a particular photo to illustrate a forthcoming article, I found this in my "used photos" archive:


 

And it made me laugh so much that I thought I'd share it with you.

Yes, I know that "one" is not supposed to laugh at "one's" own jokes.. but I thought it was funny!

 

 

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Friday, 23 August 2024

Salix Kilmarnock - how to tame an over-exhuberant one!

 

I've written about this particular plant many times over the past few years - if you go to my “archive” blog: oh no, wait, you're already here! 

So you'll already know that if you type the word Kilmarnock into the search box, top left, you will find a whole heap of articles about them.

For those who are not quite sure what I'm talking about, this is a small grafted ornamental tree, which is incredibly popular for smaller gardens, because it is - or can be - so dinky.

And every so often, I get a photo of a particularly shaggy one, and a plea for advice....

 

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Friday, 16 August 2024

Squirrels: So far, I'm winning. So far...

 Well, it's been two days since the Dreadful Incident, where the squirrels found the weak spot in my fortifications, and chewed through them: and so far, the newly wired anti-squirrel cage is holding firm.


Not for lack of trying on their part: I have just spent ten minutes watching one particular thug wrenching on the bars, chewing them, pushing them with his head, pulling them with his claws: I tell you, if squirrels were sized up to be as big as dogs, they would be bears - if you see what I mean....

 

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Sunday, 11 August 2024

Did you know that "Hellebore" means "poisonous food"?

No, nor did I, until I did some research for the eBook I've just published - or rather, re-published.

This one originally came out in 2015:


... I wrote it for a Client, who could never remember which type of Hellebore was which, in her garden.

I didn't expect it to be a top-seller, because most of my Field Guides are for Botanists, so they cover plants which are found out in the wild (or "Weeds" as I call them), whereas this one is mostly garden plants.

But I've been surprised that it sells quite well.

Then I got some bad feedback - not for this eBook, for the one I wrote on Snowdrops - which complained about the shortage of photos, and how "short" the book was. Well, a Field Guide is exactly that, a Guide, it's not supposed to be a novel... but at around the same time, I had some good feedback from other of my eBooks, commenting that they liked my "chatty" style.

So I decided I would revamp the Field Guides, with the addition of more description, more photos, and a bit of general information, which apparently people like, in addition to the strictly relevant botany stuff.

It's taking me months to go through them all - am I the only one who finds it a lot easier to write something from scratch, then to go back and revise a past work? - and I finally reached the Hs, so here is the revised, expanded, and enhanced Hellebore eBook:


...and yes, I re-did the covers, too!

Check it out, to find out the truth about "poisoned food", the reason why Hellebores hang their heads (well, my reasoning, at any rate) and several other mildly interesting facts - as well as how to tell the difference between the various Hellebores you are likely to find in your garden, and occasionally out in the wild.

Let me know what you think of it!



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Friday, 9 August 2024

Reversion: what, why, and what to do!

I've had a couple of questions, recently, about reversion of variegated plants, and as luck would have it, I have photos of an example from my own garden, to illustrate the point, so now is a good time to talk about it.

This picture shows some variegated Lonicera nitida (Shrubby Honeysuckle, also known as Blimey Does It Need Clipping Again Already?) which is showing some reversion:

 


The shrub was bought specifically for the variegated leaves which, instead of the normal plain green, are attractively edged with silver.

Now, I say “attractively” because I like variegation: I think it brightens up an otherwise slightly dull shrub, but I know that some people......

 

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Friday, 2 August 2024

Mistakes Wot I Have Made: a GRAVE error!

Under the general heading of Mistakes Wot I have made..... 

 ...the Client has a row of roses, running alongside a path. 

I like to neaten up the holes around roses, for many reasons.

So I did.


But why do they look hauntingly familiar??

 

 

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Friday, 26 July 2024

Squirrels Ate My Fruit Bags!

 Last week I shared a picture of my chewed-upon watering can:

 


..showing the destructive power of squirrels. For those who have asked me why the squirrels were chewing my watering can handle, I have no idea: other than just “to be a flaming nuisance”.

They also chewed their way into my propagation units, as mentioned in May's newsletter, which was pretty annoying.

I won't even mention the hose pipe, or the bird house....

 

 

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Friday, 19 July 2024

Ivy Myths: No. 2 - “It will absorb water from the air”

 

Following on from my earlier article on getting ivy down from a wall, here's another myth about ivy:

“If you sever the trunk at ground level, it won't die, because the upper leaves will catch water and sustain it, and it will keep growing.”

Definitely not true!



 

Before we look at the reasons why this myth is not true, let's take a quick look at the ivy plant itself.

Ivy, as a plant, is quite remarkable in many ways.....

 

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Friday, 12 July 2024

How do Honey Bees process poison?

 Here's an interesting question:- Carol asked me (“Hi, Carol!”) about Aconites: why some had suddenly popped up in her garden, and whether the honey from them would be poisonous.


 Carol is talking about Aconitum, and the usual garden ones would be Aconitum napellus, or Aconitum carmichaelii: the common names of which include Wolfsbane (because it was reputed to be fatal to wolves, which were more of a pest back in medieval times than they are today), and Monkshood (because the shape of the flowers looks a wee bit like the hood of a monk, assuming it was a liberated order who wore shades of blue instead of the traditional brown, black or grey)......

 

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Friday, 5 July 2024

Fruit trees: time to spray against aphids

 Yes, it's that time of year again: this is how it starts, with just a few black dots on the undersides of the leaves, this is on a Pear tree which is being trained as a cordon:


 Can you see those black dots? Those are the first few blackfly, or aphids - same thing, they are all sap-sucking critters which ruin our plants. You might also observe that the leaves are starting to curl under: this is a very typical sign of aphid infestation, because the aphids are not content with just sucking the sap from the leaves and getting a free meal: no, they have to......

 

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Friday, 28 June 2024

Forget-me-Not: it's that time of year again!

 Yes, the time of year that every professional gardener dreads - well, not exactly dreads, perhaps, just “moans about to every other professional gardener of their acquaintance” - that moment when the Forget-me-Not have nearly finished flowers, and are shedding seeds as though there were no tomorrow.


 Most people love Forget-me-Not - in fact, I have one slightly dotty Client who insists that if I remove any whilst weeding, I have to pot them up so that they can put them elsewhere in the garden. I know, I know, but apart from this one quirk, they are a lovely Client, so I let them get away with it... and in case you are wondering why this is so dotty......

 

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Friday, 21 June 2024

Watering pots when they are bone dry

 This might be a surprising topic, considering how much rain we've had over the past spring/winter/autumn/last summer...


... but last week, one of my Clients asked me to set the irrigation system going again, now that we are nearly in summer (hollow laugh), because some of the plants in their pot garden were visibly wilting, despite all the rain, and although they had tried to water them manually, the water was just running straight through the pot, and the plants were still wilting.....

 

 

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Friday, 14 June 2024

What's “No Mow May?” I hear you ask.

I mentioned this in a short article a few days ago, and I've had several people ask me what No Mow May is; is it worth doing; and why, when they tried it last year, did they not get a single wildflower appearing.


So, what is it? It's a well-meaning (but not really very well-thought-out) suggestion or “movement”, aiming to persuade the owners of small domestic gardens to stop cutting the lawn throughout May, in order to “encourage more bees to their lawn”.

The idea is that if you leave the grass uncut for a month, lots of wildflowers will pop up, surprising and delighting you, and giving the bees some early nectar.

Nice idea... but does it really work?....

 

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Sunday, 9 June 2024

June Newsletter

 Welcome to June... will it be a traditional Flaming June? Will we ever see the sun again? Will there be a hosepipe ban?

Thank you to everyone who is following me, over on Patreon:  it's nice to see that many of you are converting to paid membership, and I'm really grateful for everyone that does so, because although - as you know - I hate to sound like a money-grubbing errr, money-grubber (laughs in embarrassment), I do have bills to pay, so do please consider converting your free membership to a paid one: you can give as little as a pound a month, and I like to think that I'm good value.

As an incentive, here's what you missed last month: posts about No Mow May (not something of which I approve, read all about it!), and - in a related theme - scything down the overlong grass: Ladders, Ivy Myths (the first in a short series of about four...), "Wisteria Ate My Obelisk", how to remove Forget-me-Not, Watering pots which have been allowed to dry out (yes, we all do it!!) and a reminder about getting to grips with your Sticky Willy before it gets out of hand.

However, the long-awaited philosophical ramble into miniature eco-systems, which didn't make it into February's selection, nor that of March, has also failed to make it into May. One day. One day....

So do please think about supporting me: just go to any of the articles  - just click here - and click the "Join to Unlock" button. Follow the instructions, and once you have joined, you will get access to all of the previous "locked" posts, as well as all the future ones!!

Oh, and the photo? The only good thing you can say about the excessive amount of rain we've had in the past several months, is that weeds with long taproots have been easier than normal to remove!

Friday, 7 June 2024

Ivy: Myths: Number 1: "Cut it at the base, it will fall off by itself...."

Oh no it won't.

Exhibit A, M'lud:

 

If I had a fiver for every time I'd heard this myth...  people think that by severing the stems, they won't have to pull out the ivy, whether it's growing up a tree, or up a wall.

“It will fall off, by itself,” they say.

No, actually, it won't.

Fascinating fact: ivy clings to trees, walls, buildings, anything it can, and it clings using aerial roots. These are roots which grow out from the upright stems, even though they are above ground, and are exposed to the air.......

 

 

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Friday, 31 May 2024

Mistakes Wot I Have Seen.... Cotoneaster over a shingle drive

 

This is not a Mistake Wot I Have Made, as I didn't personally plant or recommend planting a large Cotoneaster alongside a shingled drive.... but it's worth mentioning in passing, that this is an unwise choice of planting.

Why?

Well, this is the sort of Cotoneaster in question:


 

There are many different species of Cotoneaster, this one is, I think, Cotoneaster x waterii which is one of the larger-growing, evergreen ones, which grows into a small tree, usually with nicely arching, overhanging branches.

It is generously covered in bright red berries, making a wonderful show in autumn and through into winter.......

 

 

 

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Thursday, 30 May 2024

Forget-me-Not: it's that time of year again!

 Yes, it's the time of year when we gardeners find ourselves covered with masses of tiny Forget-me-Not seeds:

These are my gloves, after an hour of weeding yesterday morning: and no, they are not supposed to be speckled, those are the seeds...

The front of my fleece was likewise liberally covered in the little blighters, and my socks were unspeakable: when I got home, I just flung them in the washing machine along with everything else I was wearing, along with a promise to myself that I would find out where the mysterious "fluff trap" of my washing machine actually was located, and would empty it. Apparently other people do this all the time? Every six weeks? 

Well, I've had this machine for at least ten years, so it's probably time I found out where the fluff trap lives, and emptied it....

Moving on...

 

 

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Friday, 24 May 2024

Muscari: this time it's War!!

 I hate these flowers.


Yes, I know that they look lovely in that photo, but in real life, they never look quite that nice, they are actually tiny, and photos never show the stringy, ratty foliage... and somehow, photos never convey the relentless self-seeding that these little beasts indulge in.

In case you are wondering, I am talking about the perennial bulb, Muscari armeniacum, commonly known as Grape Hyacinth. Or “The Scourge of South Oxfordshire”, as I call them......

 

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Friday, 17 May 2024

Roses are things of beauty: or are they?

 Not always... take a look at these, found during a garden visit a couple of years ago:

I mean, just look at them! What colour are they supposed to be? Dirty Blue? Gruesome Lilac? Tainted white?

I love roses, but not like this..... it reminds me of that bit in Jurassic Park....

 

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Monday, 13 May 2024

Giant Hogweed - horrible stuff!

There's been some interest lately about Giant Hogweed, a plant which can cause serious injury to children and adults. 

 It is not the only commonly-growing plant which can hurt, annoy, or injure us: but it is one of the worst!

If you are not sure what it looks like, or how to recognise it, here is the answer - for less than a fiver! (Or FREE if you have Kindle Unlimited) 


 Available from Amazon Kindle, here: Horrors of the Hedgerow   and don't worry if you don't have a Kindle, Amazon kindly provide a free option to download it to your PC, phone, or tablet:

There, on the right-hand side, it's called "Read on your device" and it's a quick, simple, free little app (or "programme" as we grown-ups say), which allows you to download it to any device, not just a Kindle.

I've ringed it in red, so that you can find it!
 

So don't delay, download it now, read it, show it to your children, then get outdoors and enjoy the countryside without having to worry about accidentally encountering this plant - once you know what it looks like, you can avoid it!

 

 

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Friday, 10 May 2024

Compost - hamster bedding? Chicken bedding? No thank you!

One of my friends recently started receiving donations to their compost pens - their daughter has hamsters, and a couple of chickens, and (for some unknown reason) does not have a composting arrangement of her own, and therefore asked to dump the cleanings onto their parents' compost pens.


My friends were so proud of having sawdust, chopped straw and assorted poo, to add to their compost pens: “Oh, it'll make brilliant compost, won't it?!” they exclaimed excitedly.

I was not quite so excited...

 

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Friday, 3 May 2024

Mossy wooden steps - not quite gardening, but...

When does it stop being gardening and start being something else? And, does it really matter?


Over the years, I've done all sorts of things, for my various Clients, which were not, strictly speaking, gardening.

Another one cropped up last week: these wooden steps are steep, narrow, and their fan shape (whilst very attractive) makes them quite tricky to negotiate.....

 

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Friday, 26 April 2024

Toilet roll etiquette - The Great Debate

I was struck by a philosophical question the other day, while gratefully using a Client's loo:

Why "grateful"? 

Because although I am perfectly competent at taking a discrete pee behind the shed (“Ladies! Get yourselves a P-style and never again have to drop your trousers when you have to pee outdoors!”), it is rather nice, on a cold and windy day, to be able to use the “house” loo.

Back in the days when Covid was striking us down en masse, it was not possible to go into someone else's house, so peeing behind the shed very much became the “thing” to do. Those days are gone, thank heavens, but the memory lingers on, so I am grateful on a regular basis, to be allowed to use the indoor loo again.

The debate - which might be philosophical, or might be moral - is what to do when this happens, as in the photo above: the perforations fail to tear neatly, and you are left with a ragged bit of loo paper.

“I can't leave it like that!” I say to myself, “What will the Client think?” .....

 

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Friday, 19 April 2024

Fuchsia - time for the spring cut-back

 Everyone is asking me about their Fuchsia - it must be that time of year again!


 

And the answer is Yes: it is time to cut back the hardy Fuchsia in your garden, the ones which have been bravely standing to attention all winter, and which are now just a collection of brown sticks, with maybe - if you are lucky - a hint of new shoots at the base.....

 

 

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Friday, 12 April 2024

“Help! My Clematis is flowering, but the leaves are going brown!”

This is the plea for advice which arrived last week - this lady has a clematis which, she said, is “currently flowering (early March) it seems healthy in terms of flowers but the leaves look like they are in poor health or dying. They don't drop to the floor. “

Here's the picture that came with the email:


Aha, I can see what the problem is!

Well, it's not a problem at all, it's just a question of......

 

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Friday, 5 April 2024

How to deal with a sodden bed...

No, this is not an advert for avoiding embarrassing nocturnal incidents, nor tips and hints on how to deal with a leaky roof (sorry, Linda!!) (my neighbour's roof needs replacing, and is dripping through her bedroom light fitting...), but a sodden herbaceous bed:

 


This is a problem that I'm encountering more and more, this year: apparently the February just gone (2024, for the benefit of future readers!) has been the wettest since records began, for several parts of the UK: and I would say that Oxfordshire is definitely one of those parts......

 

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Friday, 29 March 2024

How to work on really, really claggy soil...

 

Here's a border I planted recently:

Nothing special about that, you say?

What you can't see from this photo is that the soil is absolutely sodden, and “claggy” is the only suitable word I can use to describe it, even though I'm not from Yorkshire, or wherever that word comes from...

In fact, it's worse than it looks, because this was a border which sloped down towards the shingled area, and had desperately poor soil, so we decided to kill two birds with one stone, and bring in a large amount of topsoil which had just been generated by removing a lawn, elsewhere in the garden....

 

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Friday, 22 March 2024

My Hellebores are being drowned!

 We've been talking about Hellebores quite a lot - well, it's that time of year! - and I had a question from Linda the other day (“Hi, Linda!”) about her Helleborus orientalis, Oriental Hellebores:

 

She's lost nearly half of them, due to a thoughtless and unheeding neighbour whose gutter is leaking over her garden, turning her Hellebore bed into a quagmire.

The neighbour won't fix the gutter: and there is nowhere else for the Hellebores to move to, so what is Linda to do with them?

The short-term solution is going to be........

 

 

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Friday, 15 March 2024

The Strange Case of the Spinach on the Compost Heap

A  little while ago, I wrote about the Bucket of Shame, to do with opening up a new - or rather, an old! - compost pen, and I mentioned putting the tired old spinach plants onto the active - ie new! - compost pen.

Well, I out-clevered myself there, because when I returned to that garden, a week later, I found that the spinach was actively growing.... in the compost pens.


Just look at all those tender, blanched new leaves!!  Of course, they thought that they'd been “planted” in some heavenly, warm, moist, new location .....


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Friday, 8 March 2024

Compost - the Bucket of Shame

 I love opening a compost pen: such excitement!

We've been dutifully filling the pens in sequence, and at long last, it's time to open up the “oldest” one, pen number 3.

It's been left to rot down for months, getting quietly on with the job of recycling the garden's waste, via the dear little brandlings (those skinny red worms that you find in an active compost pen) who eat up everything and poop it out - yes, folks, home-made compost is basically......

 

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Friday, 1 March 2024

Hellebore Gold Collection: plants to avoid

 I don't usually do “plant reviews” as such, but back in April 2021 I posted an article entitled "Gold Collection" Hellebores: are they worth the money?  


I pointed out that these plants, gorgeous though they are, do not seem to thrive in our gardens, so they don't represent good value for money. In my opinion, they are not fully hardy - which is ludicrous for a garden plant in the UK! - and I am firmly convinced.....

 

 

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Friday, 23 February 2024

Pruning of a Silver Pear

Pruning of trees with a “weeping” habit is never as simple as pruning a “normal” tree, but it's actually not that difficult to do, it's just rather time consuming. 

 


Instead of merely shortening/removing certain branches, you have to think about the overall shape of the tree, and where the individual branches are going, and you have to remove branches and twigs carefully, one by one. 

The photo above is of the annual trim of a small, but quite mature Weeping Pear....

 

 

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Friday, 16 February 2024

“What do you gardeners do, in winter?”

 This always makes me laugh, and it's one of those questions which just never stops appearing: just yesterday, someone said to me “I suppose you're off work now, until spring.”


 

They must have realised, from the Look which I gave them, that they'd said the wrong thing, but they ploughed on, regardless: “I mean,” they said “there's nothing to do in the garden now, right?”

Wrong.

Oh, so wrong!

 

 

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Friday, 9 February 2024

I've just had a question from Paula (*waves*), about a Bay tree in a pot:


She says:

“I have inherited a bay tree lollipop growing in a pot. It's about 1.5m in height and has been neglected. The top has become quite sparse, and the tree has developed a secondary crown, so that above the crown, where several branches grow out to form the lollipop, one of the branches has become much stronger than the others, and about 20 cm higher it has formed another crown where branches grow out, and another 10-15 cm above that a third crown is already forming.

My question is, should I prune this stronger branch right back to the main crown, so that the lollipop can bush out properly? Doing this would create a hollow where that branch came out. Would I be better off just pruning the secondary crown right back to where it forms?"

 

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Friday, 2 February 2024

Epimedium: why is it so under-rated?

There are some garden plants that simply everyone has in their garden... what you might call the "usual suspects" which may sound a bit disparaging, but actually it's a compliment: it means they thrive in that particular area, are easy to grow, don't suffer from excessive pests and diseases, and are pleasing to the eye.

Then there are some which are quite rare, but usually for good reason, ie they're difficult to grow, or they're not fully hardy  (which means they need to be cossetted over the winter, which is a bit of a faff, and dispiriting if “one” accidentally forgets, and the plant in question expires in the frost...), or they're slow-growing....

 

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