“What?!” I hear you cry, incredulously: “How you can you find a silver lining in that? My grass looks like the Serengeti (before the rains, obviously), there is a hosepipe ban in place with no end date on it, everything is dreadful!”
OK, I'll grant you that most people are tearing their hair out, at the condition of their grass: but things are not as bad as you might think, because grass is incredibly resilient, and all it will take is a week or so of wet weather - and remember, kiddies, we are in the UK, wet weather won't be far away - and it will green up again.
Remember when it all looked like this?
(Sighs of happiness from all around)
In fact, if grass were to be invented now, it would be hailed as a Wonder Ground-Cover: it grows fast, but manageably: all it needs is to have the mower run over it once a week and it looks perfect: it can withstand foot traffic, garden furniture, and barbecues: it's cool to walk on, on a hot day (until it becomes the scorched Serengeti of course, but hey, still better than tarmac or concrete!): if it gets neglected for a few weeks, all you have to do is chop it down again and get back to regular cutting, and in no time it's perfect again: it's a soothing colour to look at (it's not a coincidence that the main ecology action group are called “green” peace) and of course, it is very drought resilient - even though it currently looks like nothing on earth, it will recover without us having to do anything extra to it.
Miraculous!
So, I hear you ask, somewhat sceptically, what's this silver lining, then?
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